Best Damn Bachette Recap | Episode 311:11 AM
BooHooBritt calls mommy to tell her how shocked she is that she wasn't voted Prom Queen. Then, her unemployed, knight-in-shining-armor knocks on her door and they skip off into the sunset.
Daniel, Justin, Jared, Cory, Tanner, Kupah, Ben H., Ben Z. "I see this ending with a ring."
"Boxing is a lot like relationships." Yes, if you are in an abusive relationship.
Ok, so, they beat on each other, Kaitlyn gasps like a southern belle in a girdle, as they beat the hell out of each other, and then V for Vendetta gets his brain rattled.
Ben Z: "I love to cook: barbecuing & tailgating." Oh, do you cook the beer when you're standing behind a pickup truck, while nursing a beer in a coozie at a football game?
Sympathy rose: "My mom died. Please give me a rose."
Mid-conversation with Daniel, someone passes Kaitlyn a note. She goes down to see V for Vendetta. He's loopy, but not too loopy to miss an opportunity to get a sympathy rose for being punched in the face, and to make out with Kaitlyn.
Ben Z gets the rose. Shocker.
In what was one of the most painfully awkward dates, Kaitlyn & Clint, dress up & jump into a pool for awkward, underwater photos. The yoga breathing & touching, the awkward kissing, the awkward touching, the awkward conversation post-swim. Ugh. Awful. There was as much chemistry between the two of them as the chemistry between me & a lamp post. When is it over?!
Cut to Buddha. Love isn't about fighting. Love is about being high.
Back to awkward family photos.
JJ is worried that his comedy is too smart for these idiots."I hope it helps you to know that you're
Ian thinks he looks like the Old Spice guy. Perhaps, but that's not what I see.